LA-gannada for dummies

Years ago, a bunch of us friends in Los Angeles invented a new form of Kannada called LA-gannada. Following is a small tutorial in la-gannada to help people become better
users of this wonderful langwaze. it is by no means complete. Examples, where needed, are in red.

Some basic conversions:

• alaa -- "hello", a form of greeting
• bezaan -- "bejaan", a lot
• biskit -- "biscuit" or taking for a ride
• bondbidthu -- "came off" (Eg: yelligo hoytha idhe suddenaagi naayi bondbidthu -- was going somewhere and a dog came off)
• chamak -- taking for a ride
• checchax -- smashing away to glory
• chitranna -- reduced to pieces
• coolamma -- a more english version of kewlamma
• coolagiru -- suggestion to some1 whoz acting hyper to cool down
• enzaai -- "enjoy", a suggestion to start enjoying
• fleece -- "Please"
• fleeco -- A major request
• foozaari -- "poojari" or priest
• frazay -- "praje" or a disciple/subject
• gaan -- destroyed/finished
• hifi -- something too good
• hoytha idhe -- "was going"
• kewlamma -- exclamation following something relieving
• lavalamma -- exclamation following an achievement not possible by ordinary mortals
• naayi thara -- something too good
• nimazzi -- "nimm ajji"
• soofar -- something too good
• tofi -- "topi" or taking for a ride
• vaagbudnaa -- shall we take off?
• vaana -- abbreviated form of vaagbudnaa (Eg: yelligo hoytha idhe -- was going somewhere)
• yaffo yaffo -- exclamation
• yaffo yaffo dileefouraffo -- major exclamation
• Conversyaa Rules
• ([A-Za-z]*)[ts]ion --> \1sy[aa]+ where \1 is the Regular Expression in parantheses
• english word --> la-gannada equivalent
• conversion --> conversyaa
• permission --> permisya
• promotion --> promosyaa
• any occurence of p followed by h has to be changed to p (ex: philadelphia --> piladelpia)
• any occurrence of p not followed by h has to be changed to f (ex: paper --> fafer)
• cryptography --> cryftograpy